If I ruled the world...

I'd ban Vodafone from ever making another advert ever again.

Every advert they've ever made (off the top of my head) is always awkward and misjudged. The latest ones are the worst. In the first one, the fisher-price lookalike mimes incredibly badly, and couldn't look less like he was singing the song, while the second one is just so odd. The kid is just sitting at home, then out of nowhere, starts 'singing', then in the very last second of the shot, as he finishes 'singing' he starts to fight with his brother. Why?

Not only that, but the whole thing is just an advert for text / minute bundles that is apparently so freeking good it's akin to 'ruling the world'. Hateful stuff.